What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:25

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Still no good.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
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