What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Still no good.

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

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